The Costumed Adventures of Princess Chaos and Destructo

Here we bring you Princess Chaos and her loyal sidekick, Destructo. Their true identies are secret. They are adventurers. They fight for the wronged and the weak. They seek justice. These adventures require many different costumes. Today we bring you the best of the best of their many costumes. Please take note when perusing these costumes, they are designed and made almost entirely by Princess Chaos. Destructo has been known to make his own in an emergency but mostly he relies on the fashion sense and cunning of the Princess. This first picture is The Three Musketeer and Peasant Boy. Please don't ask me to reveal the missions these costumes were necessary for. They are Top Secret and if I told you, I would have to kill you.

It gets tiring being the Princess. Resting up after her dangerous mission.

Destructo in one of his own creations (although the belt was difficult and did require help from one of his confidential allies.).

This was obviously for a mission someplace tropical. I found them in these costumes ready to depart and was not aware of the mission. Someone went straight to the source instead of notifying me first.

At times, Princess Chaos sends Destructo on a solo mission, when she knows it is safe enough for him. Here is his own creation for one of these missions.

This isn't really a costume. They are in their own clothes and this was taken to preserve the memory of who they really are and what they really look like, since they seem to always be in costume.

As well as sending Destructo on solo missions, Princess Chaos will at times go solo, when she deems the mission too dangerous for her young sidekick. Here she is psyching herself up for one such mission.

And those, my friends are the remnants of Adventures past of our beloved heroes......Princess Chaos and her loyal Sidekick, Destructo. Liberty and Justice for all!